Tuesday, 29 May 2012
Monday, 28 May 2012
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Saturday, 26 May 2012
Language of the Pendulum
Oooh , I WANT this pendulum , but it would be like stealing somebody's baby , yes?
Happy Weekend, Witches!
Friday, 25 May 2012
How does YOUR starsign do it?
How many members of your sign does it take to change a light bulb?
ARIES:
1.Just one. You want to make something of it?
TAURUS:
1.One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
GEMINI:
1.Two, but the job never gets done-they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
...
CANCER:
1.Just one. But it takes a therapist 3 years to help them through the grief process.
LEO:
1.Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
VIRGO:
1.Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
LIBRA:
1.Er, two. Or maybe one. No-on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?
SCORPIO:
1.That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
SAGITTARIUS:
1.The sun is shining; the day is young; we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid, burned-out light bulb?
CAPRICORN:
1.I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
AQUARIUS:
1.Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...
PISCES:
1.Lightbulb? What lightbulb?
ARIES:
1.Just one. You want to make something of it?
TAURUS:
1.One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
GEMINI:
1.Two, but the job never gets done-they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
...
CANCER:
1.Just one. But it takes a therapist 3 years to help them through the grief process.
LEO:
1.Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
VIRGO:
1.Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
LIBRA:
1.Er, two. Or maybe one. No-on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?
SCORPIO:
1.That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
SAGITTARIUS:
1.The sun is shining; the day is young; we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid, burned-out light bulb?
CAPRICORN:
1.I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
AQUARIUS:
1.Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...
PISCES:
1.Lightbulb? What lightbulb?
Thursday, 24 May 2012
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